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Author Archives: Jack Wilan

Jack is neither here nor there, neither up nor down, neither man nor mouse. And his last name starts with a W. What am I?

Posted inNEWS

In My Defense, Your Honor, I Was Traveling Through Time

by Jack Wilan January 19, 2025January 19, 2025

It was ready. I had done it! After months of wiring, rewiring, soldering, re-soldering, moldering, re-moldering, folding, bending, pushing, and pulling, my time machine was finished. It was my pride and joy, my shining grace, I called it my “Time Temple.” Where would I go? When? The potential spots ran through my head. Perhaps I’d […]

Posted inOPINION

Guest Viewpoint: Brett Kavanaugh On White Claw

by Jack Wilan October 30, 2024October 31, 2024
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Spring Fling Budget Cuts: Headliner Announced to Be My Cousin Who Goes to Northeastern and Plays a Mean Bass Guitar

by Jack Wilan July 19, 2024July 22, 2024
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