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BREAKING

Disney Announces Toy Story 79

Disney recently announced that Toy Story 79 has entered the pre-production stage. This is the 89th installment in the Toy Story franchise, which consists of 79 Toy Story films, five Lightyear spin-offs, four…

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PINK PONY POPULISM

Chappell Roan and the Pink Pony Party haven’t been casual in their efforts to chip away at American democracy. The past two years have been marked by a growing far-right, authoritarian, and…

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INVESTIGATIVE

Dog DTD Claimed To Have Adopted Turns Out To Be 65 Year Old Cleaning Lady

The Tufts University community was thrilled when DTD revealed that they had adopted a dog into their frat-family. The brotherhood appeared to be orienting itself towards a family-friendly identity by welcoming a German Shepherd named Hildebrand into their home. Jill Zellmer, Executive Director of OEO, brightly remarked on this furry new campus presence. “Here’s one…

Anorexic Turkey Not Looking Forward to Being Stuffed this Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving. A celebration of that one time Pocahontas introduced John Smith to cranberry sauce. I have often reflected on the poignance of Thanksgiving: the joy it brings, the mouths it feeds, the way it appropriately articulates the plight of the indigenous peoples in the United States. Unfortunately, however, I have become aware that Thanksgiving is…