OPINION
OPINION
I want YOU for Yuppie America
Do you attend a T40 institution in the United States? Did your application say you wanted to use your degree to make the world a better place? Do you go to sleep at night dreaming of dismantling unjust institutions, punishing billionaires, pedophiles, and billionaire pedophiles, and reuniting the American public? If so, corporate America wants…
Garden State: A Poem
The breeze of a Bergen County day The pearly mountains of Newark Stubble on your Italian neighbor’s double chin This is New Jersey You feel the white sands of Belmar beneath your toes Teenage boys who misunderstand the Sopranos Inhaling East Rutherford sewage This is New Jersey Smog-ridden skies of the Parkway air The highest…
Bye, Bye, Wokie!
Memo from Peter B. Grifting, former actor and new Chairman of the Trump-Kennedy Center Ding dong, the wicked woke is dead! For the past decade Hollywood has been plagued by the woke mind virus. Female Ghostbusters? Mindy Kaling’s Velma? A foid protagonist in Star Wars? We all know Hollywood used to be so much better.…
Guest ViewPoint
Guest Viewpoint: Brett Kavanaugh On White Claw
Look, I’m a beer guy; I like beer. It’s always been my beverage of choice. Tailgates, the big game, a much-needed refreshment after working out with the guys — I like beer. At least that’s what I thought. See, I was at this wild rager of a party last week. The theme of the night…