OPINION
OPINION
Fly Me Home
Livin as hot as a loaded gun On the ground of Boston With all I own on my back My pillow My salt lamp My strap I slept beside a stranger Twin-XL bed Saw the people round here Humpback Oh please For all I’ve known Fly me home
Why Laundry Should Cost $3
The daunting task every college kid hears about before the big move: Laundry. Everyone’s always embellishing horror stories of laundry room brawls, or reminding you about the importance of fabric softener (which you really don’t need, by the way). So I’m sure when you arrived at Tufts, you steeled yourself to face all sorts of…
I want YOU for Yuppie America
Do you attend a T40 institution in the United States? Did your application say you wanted to use your degree to make the world a better place? Do you go to sleep at night dreaming of dismantling unjust institutions, punishing billionaires, pedophiles, and billionaire pedophiles, and reuniting the American public? If so, corporate America wants…
Guest ViewPoint
Guest Viewpoint: Brett Kavanaugh On White Claw
Look, I’m a beer guy; I like beer. It’s always been my beverage of choice. Tailgates, the big game, a much-needed refreshment after working out with the guys — I like beer. At least that’s what I thought. See, I was at this wild rager of a party last week. The theme of the night…