
NEWS
Dr. Diversity
I help make things that kill people. A lot of people. I don’t really think about it most days. I think about traffic on the 405,…
Sisyphus on Ice
Round and round, I go, a loop without end. Each pass I make, I press down the frost, scrape away the scars of sweaty human ambition,…
My Muse
Succulent, plump, wet flesh Aloft, not unlike an angel, suspended in a glass prison A slight squirt of sweet, sticky liquid escapes My instrument plunges into…
In Memoriam: Ivy League Student
After a long day of sailboat racing, dogfighting, and hunting poor people, Kurt Sartre of Brown University retired to his dorm’s humble canopy bed, unaware of…
From the Tufts Office of the President
Dear Tufts Community Members, It’s all good. It’s all love. You guys are the best. You guys are so fucking smart. I don’t tell you that…
The English Major and the Centaur
Ava ran her fingers along the desk, catching black plastic beneath her thumb. Professor Edelman’s hands moved dramatically as he ranted and raved about castration. Despite…
