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PuffGPT: The New Ultra Modern Vape
From menthol cigarettes to Birthday Cake JUUL pods, Big Tobacco has evolved so many ways to maximize pleasure and coolness. Thank you, BT! Now, Dirty Puffs…
I am Being Silenced!!!!
When I was first recruited to The Zamboni, I was delighted – an opportunity to promote traditional religious values whilst entertaining my peers! So imagine my…
New Hire at Palantir Mocked for Amateurish Invention
Kathleen Davidson, a 22-year-old neurodivergent engineer recently onboarded at Palantir, was enthused to present her first invention to her peers for feedback. This device, of negligible…
My Jihad: How I Conquered Self-Doubt in the Workplace
It started for me, as it does for most Prophets, with a nagging feeling. A little voice in the office saying, You didn’t deserve that promotion.…
The Long Sidewalk
BRRRRRRNG. My clock reads 5:09 a.m., snoozed once already. The Long Sidewalk awaits. I roll out of bed to get dressed, making sure to layer appropriately…
Intellectual Masturbation
It’s moving down the cast-iron stalwart tracks. Ooh. This superbly carpentered and superbly welded actuator resides in my palm. Ah. What is one to do but…