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The Big Beautiful Game
“From now on, we play Four Square,” little Donnie cried out to everyone gathered for recess. “I will be the Four. It will be the best…
What’s in Your Bag? Episode 3
For this special episode of What’s In Your Bag, I finally managed to land a bona fide, high-profile interviewee. Gone were my days of interviewing no-names.…
Aisle of Temptation: The Scholastic Book Fair Strikes Again
It appeared in our cafeteria one day like a shimmering capitalist mirage: the Scholastic Book Fair. Sure, flyers had been sent home weeks ago, but now…
THE DAY THE CAMPUS QUIT
After Duncan’s crayons quit, he thought his days of negotiating with inanimate objects were behind him. Now a sophomore at Tufts, he awoke one morning to…
Help! Alex Jones is the Monster in my Closet!
I do not know how he got in there. Maybe he crawled through the vents or shimmied down the chimney like some off-brand Santa. He just…
Help Suzie Jenkins De-Extinct Grandma!
Do you want to know what de-extinction is? Well, let’s hear all about it from Suzie Jenkins, whose science project shows that any kid can bring…
