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Tufts Dining Proposes New Springfield-Inspired Menu Items
Tufts Dining announced plans for new menu items with a Haitian twist on American classics at many on-campus dining locations. Starting soon, the Fresh at Carmichael…
Tufts Professors on Who They Plan to Vote For
Graphic by Eden Stambaugh Vickie Sullivan – Professor of Political Science“I will be writing in Joe Biden. I believe he has the best shot at beating…
J.D. Vance Visits the Sink
Republican Vice Presidential Candidate J.D Vance visited The Sink as a part of his cafe tour following his viral visit to a local donut shop. Vance:…
Pepper, TUPD’s Comfort Dog, Spotted at RNC
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN — TUPD’s Pepper (K9) was discovered unaccompanied amidst the roaring crowds at the Republican National Convention. During Former President Donald J. Trump’s keynote speech,…
Dog DTD Claimed To Have Adopted Turns Out To Be 65 Year Old Cleaning Lady
The Tufts University community was thrilled when DTD revealed that they had adopted a dog into their frat-family. The brotherhood appeared to be orienting itself towards…
Swing Voters Can’t Decide Between Dilapidated, Broken Swing and Nice, Newly-Installed Swing
Though most people have picked a side going into November, many conflicted swing voters remain. One of the swings is reported to be fitted with a…