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People Who Don’t Post On Instagram Lead Pathetic Little Lives, Study Finds
If a boyfriend falls in a forest and nobody is around to see him, does he exist? The answer to that question is, of course, no.…
J.E. Apology Draft Vers. 133
From the Notes App of Steve Tisch What up Tisch Bishes, I made a continuous and severe lapse of judgment when I traveled to Jeffrey Epstein’s…
The Legal Terms and Policies of the Zamboni
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Anarchy? No, Thank You: The Arteries and the Reunion Tour That Repented
For a brief, incandescent moment from 1976 to 1978, The Arteries were the most dangerous band in Britain. Composed of frontman Colin “Rancor” Davies, drummer Johnny…
Working 5-9
For years, misguided career counselors and underperforming motivational speakers insisted that the traditional 9-5 job was the backbone of financial stability in the United States. But…
PuffGPT: The New Ultra Modern Vape
From menthol cigarettes to Birthday Cake JUUL pods, Big Tobacco has evolved so many ways to maximize pleasure and coolness. Thank you, BT! Now, Dirty Puffs…