You came here to view the answers to our crossword in our latest issue, The Zamboni: 2090.

  1. JUPITER
  2. CARROTALEXANDER
  3. GRUNSDAY
  4. MICHAEL
  5. STAN
  6. NUDITY
  7. THIRTYTWO
  8. PINKPONYPARTY
  9. HARVARD
  10. SUPERTUBERCULOSIS
  11. Oops, somehow this go deleted in the print version. Blame the editor-in-chief. The answer was DIGGITYSTRONGMAN.
  12. GOLD
  13. VLADALEMAYEHU
  14. SHMIGDEN
  15. DAYLIST
  16. MILK
  17. LINDENBAUM
  18. OREO
  19. ARA
  20. HULKHOGAN
  21. HOLLOW

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