Graphic by Gabriel Currie
Been reading the news? Been wondering where the sacred war has been? Well, look no further, dummies, because the enemy is on our doorstep. Unfortunately, Satan has made his kingdom on Earth, and has taken the poor citizens of the Middle East as his petty subjects. It is our duty, as God’s Sword of Justice on Earth, to release them.
The Identity of a Demon
A demon is easily identifiable by its proclivities. It doesn’t speak any human tongue, only speaking like a dragon. It doesn’t follow any human decencies: It pillages, terrorizes, and destroys those who God has deemed his righteous few. It rides its beast and seals our temples.
Demons may look like you and me, but it is important to note that they are nothing like us.
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The Home of a Demon
Demons can be found in places that reflect their interior selves. They live in hot and arid climates. The environs of their dwellings on Earth reflect that of their true homes, and lie far beyond the river Jordan. Beyond even the Kingdoms of Moab and Ammon. That is to say, Terra Nullius. In this nowhere land, their homes consist of mud and brimstones, and their beds of coals.
But… Wait… I thought Armageddon was just in The Bible?
It was in the Bible! But, as we have seen, the seven seals have begun to be broken, signalling us to call forth the trumpets. Remember when the Euphrates dried up a few years ago? That means Armageddon is upon us. Through America’s might, we shall pour our seventh bowl and bring about New Jerusalem.
What YOU Can Do About It!
By joining our band of warriors in the land beyond the region where Christ Himself was born, you too can help bring about the manifestation of His kingdom on Earth. By vanquishing the demons of New Babylon as a representative of the United States of America, you can prove yourself worthy to receive His grace.
But be wary – the works of Gog and Magog are at play, not to mention Moloch. You, yes YOU are one of the few that can stop the Whore of Babylon’s spawn, and seal the beast within the Earth.
Turn up that Creedence Clearwater Revival, son. Shit’s about to get real.
