• Twin XL bedding
  • Condoms
  • Birth Certificate
  • Abacus
  • Crayons, Colored Pencils, Washable Markers, Glue Sticks (SMFA Only)
  • Carrier Pigeon
  • Djungelskog
  • Batman Costume (To Wear To Lectures)
  • 4 3-piece Suits (To Wear To Office Hours)
  • Yankees Baseball Cap
  • Brown University Hoodie
  • The Last Gift Your Father Ever Gave You And The Only Thing You Have To Remember Him By Ever Since The Accident That Took Him Away
  • Trader Joe’s Gingersnap Cookies (14-oz) 
  • Weed
  • Friends Who Won’t Smoke All Your Weed
  • Ripstick
  • Harry Potter Books 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7 (Your roommate will bring Prisoner of Azkaban)
  • Electric Panini Press
  • At least 3 electronics containing lithium ion batteries (Optional Unless Arriving By Plane)
  • Patience, Kindness, Joy, and Whimsy

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AJ Uy

AJ Uy started writing comedy because, after a life as a tall martial artist, he wanted to learn what it’s like to punch up. Turns out, it’s way more fun. More by AJ Uy