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Best Places on Campus to Have Sex
The map above has been annotated for your personal, or perhaps small group, enjoyment. Yes, all these places have been tested thoroughly by Zamboni staff. Yes, we used protection. No, we do not condone any love-making in Goddard Chapel (of…
Funding Your SMFA Degree: Seven Steps to Divorcing an Ivy League Student
STEP 1: Picking a targetYou aren’t just looking for any genius, you’re looking for a future member of the bourgeoisie. Luckily, there’s an easy tell: ask your prospect their thoughts on “The Matrix” (1999), “American Psycho” (2000), or any David…
