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Vickie Sullivan – Professor of Political Science
“I will be writing in Joe Biden. I believe he has the best shot at beating Trump, which is the most important thing.”

David J. Proctor – Distinguished Senior Lecturer
“The real question is why we as a society refuse to hold Michael Cerularius accountable for his role in the Papal Schism of 1054! Cardinal Humbert has already faced his day of judgment; now, we must focus on that sorry excuse for a Patriarch, Michael Cerularius.”

Eitan Hersh – Professor of Political Science
“Hear me out.”

Martin Konan – Professor of Economics
“I plan to vote on November 5th, unless I am sick or there is a lot of traffic.”

Peter Levine – Professor of Citizenship & Public Affairs, Political Science
“I was going to vote for Kamala, but then again, well, I mean you could say . . . but it doesn’t matter because she, well, wait a minute, of course someone else would argue . . .”

Kelly Greenhill – Associate Professor of Political Science
“I will be proudly casting my ballot for Bill Clinton, the leader of the free world.”

briana Sevigny – Director of Community Standards
“I have purple hair. Does that answer your question?”

Dayna Cunningham – Dean of the Tisch College of Civic Life
“This nation needs a different generation of leaders. That’s why I’ll be writing in Jimmy Carter.”

Caroline Genco – Provost and Senior Vice President
“I’ll be casting my vote for my hero, Hillary Clinton. One day we will break the glass ceiling!”

Sunil Kumar – President of Tufts
“What do you mean an election for President? I already am the President!”

Zac Colah

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