A disastrous, dastardly, doodoo disease has reared its dumb head in our homeroom. Surely you know what I am talking about. I speak of the catastrophic, cantankerous, c… C… I can’t say it… COOTIES!!! Oh. God… The disgust. The horror. It scares me so. Ever since that day. The day that Mary-Elise came to school […]
Author Archives: Travis Franklin
Travis Franklin was recently released from his cage deep within the Appalachian Foothills of Alabama. No one has seen him in over 3 months. If you find him, please call +1 (719) 266-2837.
