Tufts University President Sunil Kumar announced sweeping new tariffs on products and services supplied by outside vendors in a press conference on Wednesday. “For decades our campus has been looted, pillaged, raped, and plundered by outside vendors near and far, both friend and foe alike.” Kumar said. “Unless C&W Services is prepared to exclusively employ […]
Author Archives: Zac Colah
Zac has been called a "humble mastermind" and "the greatest trickster alive." He is often found in Barnum Hall, obsessively designing The Zamboni. He has yet to discover an infinite money glitch, but he is getting close!
