GRAFTON, MASSACHUSETTS — President Sunil Kumar announced the construction of a detention center at the former site of the Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine. The rural campus will soon be replaced by a multi-million dollar prison complex named “Graftanamo Bay”. Kumar said the university will use the facility to conduct “enhanced interrogation techniques” on Tufts […]
Author Archives: Zac Colah
Zac has been called a "humble mastermind" and "the greatest trickster alive." He is often found in Barnum Hall, obsessively designing The Zamboni. He has yet to discover an infinite money glitch, but he is getting close!