Everyone wants to make our president happy. Whether that be with good grades, joining Tisch Summer Scholars or smoldering, romantic love. If you are ever blessed with a romantic night with Sunil, you have to know what to do. That is why we are covering … how to please Sunil!
- He wants you to show him how you like it. Communication is key. Show him, don’t tell. Don’t be afraid to move his hands, position your body, and use verbal and nonverbal communication to ensure a good time for you both.
- Sunil worked at Johns Hopkins University! Make sure to tell him how cool he was for that. During coitus, it is important to remind him how John Hopkins University was tied for ninth best university according to U.S. News. This little factoid will make any Blue Jay cream.
- Whisper pleasantries in his grand usurping of Tony Monaco as President. Men love it when they’re compared to others.
- Remind him about John Hopkins again.
- BDSMc: Bring Dr. Sunil McDonalds! DoorDash him a McGriddle. Men get super hungry after that kind of workout. If you’re hungry, you can order a McFlurry for yourself. Remember though, no solid foods in case there’s a round two.
Now, you leave the bedroom … satisfied.