You’re not alone! Tufts students campus-wide (fine, just Bio 130 students) are struggling with these symptoms:
- Referring to the Cannon as “a great example of territorial marking.”
- Waggle dancing directions to the Hodge lines to your friends (3° to the right for greens & grains.)
- Feeling like every Tisch study group is a metaphor for hive dynamics.
- Ranking your female friends by reproductive potential because of “queen dynamics” so you can determine which one to sacrifice for the benefit of the hive.
- Whispering “All hail the queen” when Sunil walks by.
If the answer to any of these is “You better bee-lieve it,” welcome to the hive… you’ve been stung. READ ON AS YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION*!
We’re forming a support group for students fed-up with:
- Unsolicited bee photos during lectures
- 15-minute tangents about the benefits of sterility for the hive
- Being asked mid-class, “If you were a drone, how would YOU feel about dying after mating?”
Call 1-800-BEE-OVER-IT to join our movement today. Together, we’ll waggle dance our way to a bee-free future.
*$1.50 in JumboCash for printing purposes only
