LAVENDER MARRIAGE: Earl grey latte coupled with lavender syrup
THE GREEN LINE: Regular matcha latte; You’ll have to wait 8-12 minutes, but it gets the job done!
DEWICK DELIGHT: A blend of yesterday’s leftover flavored coffees from the dining hall; varies seasonally
JUMBONER: Little blue pill ground up and stirred into vanilla latte
GUY GRASS: Matcha whisked with creatine powder, gooch grease, and topped with a cloud of axe body spray
THE ROCKY: Double shot of espresso over five raw eggs
CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS: Sweetened Cuban espresso with 36 shots of rum, one for each of the R-12 nuclear missiles the Soviet Union sent to Cuba in October, 1962
THE STARVING ARTIST: Half price Americano brewed with reused espresso grounds
TUNA MELT: Shot of espresso over a cold scoop of tuna salad. A Zamboni favorite!
WATERGATE: Drip coffee mixed with scotch, cottage cheese, and a sprinkle of shredded incriminating documents
LOBOTOMY: Coffee stir through the eye socket
THE RFK Jr. (Soon to replace the VACCINE): Raw milk latte with beef tallow foam and gummy worm garnish. Not FDA approved.
THE IVY REJECT: Your regular coffee order
