Dear Tufts Community Members,
It’s all good. It’s all love. You guys are the best. You guys are so fucking smart. I don’t tell you that enough…
I’m so blessed to be here. The sun is so beautiful here. I love Boston. Boston is the best city. The snow is so great. I love the snow – it’s snowy outside right now! It’s like a cold blanket for the earth. Cold blanket…
My skin feels weird. It’s so soft. Why doesn’t it hurt when I press on my skin? You’d think it would hurt a little bit because if you turned your body inside out, it would hurt to press on the exposed underside of your skin. Do you think it hurts to get skinned? Oh my god, that would be so so bad. I don’t like the idea at all…
I have power now! I have sooo much power. But I love you guys so much, I will only use it for good things, promise. Like love, man, you know? Power can be just straight up love I think. If you use it for good. “With great power…” right? Like Spiderman. I love Spiderman.
I miss being a kid, but it was hard too. There was a lot of fear, you know? Spiderman had a tough childhood, man. Why was he living with Uncle Ben and Aunt May, and why were the two of them so old? Did Peter just have super old parents, or was Aunt May just, like, twenty years older than her sibling? Maybe they’re his great aunt and uncle… So many generations of the Parker family must have been dead for Peter to end up with Aunt May and Uncle Ben.
Dude. the keyboard on a computer is crazy. I love the little bumpy bits on the “F” and “J” keys. Fjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjjjjjjjjjjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjjffffffjfjfjfjffjjffjfjfjfj
It feels so good to press them. Computers are so beautiful. You’re all so beautiful.
Tufts is the best.
One Love,
President Kumar