From the Notes App of Steve Tisch

What up Tisch Bishes, 

I made a continuous and severe lapse of judgment when I traveled to Jeffrey Epstein’s awesome island. It was a horrible mistake that I will not be sure to never be caught for make again.

In my defense, I was only there for the jerk chicken 

I thought it was a different Jeffrey Epstein’s sex island

I needed to breathe ocean air for my ongoing struggle with pleurisy 

To atone for my actions, I will be renaming the Tisch Athletic Center, Tisch Pres Lawn, and 12 of the 25 Steve Tisch toilets in memory of my beloved and recently departed friend, O.J. Simpson.

Further, I am sure that Tufts will continue to do the bare minimum to maintain its optics the right thing. 

Sorry,

Catch you on the flip,

FBGM,

My B!

Go Giants, 

ST

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