The breeze of a Bergen County day The pearly mountains of Newark Stubble on your Italian neighbor’s double chin This is New Jersey You feel the white sands of Belmar beneath your toes Teenage boys who misunderstand the Sopranos Inhaling East Rutherford sewage This is New Jersey Smog-ridden skies of the Parkway air The highest […]
Author Archives: Tyler Frojmovich
Tyler is a chiller, super handsome and the most pleasant guy one could imagine. He loves The Zamboni and, even more, cherishes speaking with King Larry of the Tigers. People are always saying “Tyler’s this”,“Tyler’s that”…Tyler’s me, bro. Let me be me.
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Bye, Bye, Wokie!
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Metamorphosis: Bugz II Men
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More Mormon, Less Problems
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A Warning to the Club Curious
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How To Not Fuck Your RA
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