GUIDES
Guides
how 2 b a REAL EM0
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GUIDES
A Quick & Easy Guide to Taylor Swift Numerology
By the time you are finished reading this article, not only will you be able to predict the date of the next Taylor Swift release with razor-sharp precision, but you will also be able to use your numerology powers to…
Tufts for Dummies
Welcome to Brown! Ha, you wish. Welcome to Tufts! Starting college can be a difficult transition, but I’m here to help. I recognize many of you may be too young to understand some of these references, but I can hope…
Hell Week on the Hill
Welcome to Tufts! Welcome to hell! Between the humiliation and intense physical discomfort, being initiated as a first-year Jumbo can be rough. Luckily, The Zamboni’s got a few tips & tricks for getting through your Hell Week on the Hill. …
How To Not Fuck Your RA
First-year Jumbos are reckless, craving sex with anyone and everyone they can get their grubby little hands on and in. They are incorrigible, salacious, and stupid. Sex is fine and all, but this journalist warns his young readers to stay…
