The following is a commentator’s transcript from the Tufts Wrestling Entertainment World Heavyweight Championship Match. All cameras were unfortunately destroyed in the process of the match. This transcript is the only remaining evidence of the night. This transcript . . . and the scars. Bud: Welcome everybody to TUFTS WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT! We have quite the […]
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Sam is The Zamboni’s chief copy editor, though he has grander aspirations in the fields of soup and weapons manufacturing.
