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Author Archives: Sam Braithwaite

Sam is The Zamboni’s chief copy editor, though he has grander aspirations in the fields of soup and weapons manufacturing.

Posted inNEWS

Academic’s Raw Genius No Longer Constrained by the Limits of Human Language

by Sam Braithwaite November 6, 2025November 5, 2025

“I don’t think you understand just how smart I am, okay?” Professor Faghuer told me. I sat with him in his plain office. No books, no posters, no indications that Faghuer was the leading mind on the development of oil economies in the global south. He sat behind his desk, the light from his lamp […]

Posted inNEWS

“You’re Finally a Woman,”

by Sam Braithwaite September 6, 2025September 3, 2025
Posted inNEWS

Settlers of Catan Introduces New Indigenous Expansion Pack

by Sam Braithwaite May 5, 2025May 2, 2025
Posted inNEWS

Tufts Wrestling Entertainment World Heavyweight Championship Match Ends In Chaos

by Sam Braithwaite May 3, 2025May 2, 2025
Posted inNEWS

Mother Only One To See Through Daughter-in-Law’s Cult of Personality

by Sam Braithwaite May 1, 2025
Posted inNEWS

Naggy Nancy the Library Shusher Back At It Again: Gunshots “Too Loud”

by Sam Braithwaite May 1, 2025May 1, 2025
Posted inOPINION

Confronting Louisa May Alcott’s Anti-Women Rhetoric: Women Can Be Big

by Sam Braithwaite February 2, 2025November 5, 2025
Posted inNEWS

Anorexic Turkey Not Looking Forward to Being Stuffed this Thanksgiving

by Sam Braithwaite November 26, 2024March 12, 2025
Posted inNEWS

Dog DTD Claimed To Have Adopted Turns Out To Be 65 Year Old Cleaning Lady

by Sam Braithwaite November 2, 2024November 26, 2024
Posted inGUIDES

Thinking About Stealing From the Dining Halls? Think Again: Dining Workers’ Burn Book Tells All

by Sam Braithwaite July 20, 2024February 15, 2025

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