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Author Archives: Sam Braithwaite

Sam is The Zamboni’s chief copy editor, though he has grander aspirations in the fields of soup and weapons manufacturing.

Posted inNEWS

Settlers of Catan Introduces New Indigenous Expansion Pack

by Sam Braithwaite May 5, 2025May 2, 2025

“Once the George Washington Card is played, the Unbreakable Treaty Card becomes void. God has spoken.” Settlers of Catan: Manifest Destiny is the newest groundbreaking version of the Settlers of Catan game series. Dissatisfied with multiple Game of the Year awards and innumerable record-breaking iterations of the 1995 inaugural game, the Settlers of Catan game […]

Posted inNEWS

Tufts Wrestling Entertainment World Heavyweight Championship Match Ends In Chaos

by Sam Braithwaite May 3, 2025May 2, 2025
Posted inNEWS

Mother Only One To See Through Daughter-in-Law’s Cult of Personality

by Sam Braithwaite May 1, 2025
Posted inNEWS

Naggy Nancy the Library Shusher Back At It Again: Gunshots “Too Loud”

by Sam Braithwaite May 1, 2025May 1, 2025
Posted inNEWS

Anorexic Turkey Not Looking Forward to Being Stuffed this Thanksgiving

by Sam Braithwaite November 26, 2024March 12, 2025
Posted inNEWS

Dog DTD Claimed To Have Adopted Turns Out To Be 65 Year Old Cleaning Lady

by Sam Braithwaite November 2, 2024November 26, 2024
Posted inGUIDES

Thinking About Stealing From the Dining Halls? Think Again: Dining Workers’ Burn Book Tells All

by Sam Braithwaite July 20, 2024February 15, 2025
Posted inNEWS

Top Sidechat Users Are Good at Masturbating Alone in Dark Room, Study Finds

by Sam Braithwaite July 19, 2024August 8, 2024
Posted inNEWS

Attendees Disappointed After Religion Department Magic Show Turns Out to Be Chemistry Lab

by Sam Braithwaite July 19, 2024July 22, 2024
Posted inNEWS

New Tufts Financial Aid Program Just a Web-Link to Porn Auditions

by Sam Braithwaite July 17, 2024October 30, 2024
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