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Thinking About Stealing From the Dining Halls? Think Again: Dining Workers’ Burn Book Tells All
One misplaced book in the Dewick-McPhee Dining Hall threatens to unravel the very fabric of Tufts’ community. Encased within the faded leather cover of an unassuming…
Top Sidechat Users Are Good at Masturbating Alone in Dark Room, Study Finds
From the outside, the world of Sidechat may appear to be occupied by lonely students seeking out sexual partners and simple friendship, occasionally interrupted by a…
Attendees Disappointed After Religion Department Magic Show Turns Out to Be Chemistry Lab
A staggering ten of the fifteen members of the Department of Religion E-list jumped at the opportunity to spend time with beloved professors during an evening…
Spring Fling Budget Cuts: Headliner Announced to Be My Cousin Who Goes to Northeastern and Plays a Mean Bass Guitar
In a well-edited Instagram reel, TUSC finally announced Spring Fling 2024’s headliner. The concert, thrown annually at Tufts since 1980, will this year be headlined by…