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Hottest Band Returns to Tufts: The Konstruction Krew
A symphony of drilling beats and a hammering melody. It’s official – the Konstruction Krew has returned. Tufts has hired out the hottest band. Again. And…
The Catastrophic Effects of Radiohead on Plant Growth
Abstract: While we’ve been led to believe that the plants don’t actually “listen” to music, new evidence suggests they do in fact take the lyrics to…
“Whatever Happened to the Backyardigans?”
Once the darlings of children’s television, The Backyardigans dominated the mid-2000s with their infectious songs, genre-hopping adventures, and a sense of innocent wonder. But behind the…
My Girlfriend Won’t Give Me Radiohead: The Life of the Gatekept
I never thought it would happen to me. We used to share everything together: stories, food, my coworker that one time. But today, I saw it…
Protect Your Local Party Girl
Due to rapid habitat loss, Tufts party girls have officially been classified as an endangered species. Following the administration crackdown of on-campus functions and the Boston…