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Cowering Behind the First Amendment Since 1989

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Don’t Vote: Why Your Voice Shouldn’t Be Heard

We the people of the United States have been incessantly bombarded with propaganda. Produced at a speed not seen since the release of “Speed” (starring Keanu Reeves), 2024 election content feels inescapable. No matter where our country turns, we are haunted by four foreboding…

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J.D. Vance Visits the Sink

Republican Vice Presidential Candidate J.D Vance visited The Sink as a part of his cafe tour following his viral visit to a local donut shop. Vance:…

Pepper, TUPD’s Comfort Dog, Spotted at RNC

MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN — TUPD’s Pepper (K9) was discovered unaccompanied amidst the roaring crowds at the Republican National Convention. During Former President Donald J. Trump’s keynote speech,…