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EXPOSED: Tufts’ New Business Frat
With the new business frat Alpha Kappa Psi on campus, my team and I decided it was absolutely imperative that we investigate their inner workings. There…
Mother Only One To See Through Daughter-in-Law’s Cult of Personality
The image captures a woman lifting a young girl into the air. Fresh faced and rosy cheeked, the young girl smiles back at her mother, whose…
Naggy Nancy the Library Shusher Back At It Again: Gunshots “Too Loud”
Well, here we go again. Nancy Sherbraun, colloquially known as Naggy Nancy the Library Shusher, has once again taken it upon herself to police the hallowed…
Manic Pixie Dream Boy
A young man sits on the library basement floor, tucked discreetly between the book stacks while pondering a novel in his hands. He sports a hat…
Ratatouille Rat’s Less Talented Cousin Found Working at Dewick Dining Hall
In the latest series of Tufts’ dining rodent infestations, a large rat was discovered bathing in the kitchen sink of the Dewick-MacPhie Dining Center. TUPD arrived…
Tufts Secret Society: Jumbottoms, Revealed
A whistleblower, who has asked to remain anonymous, recently revealed the existence of a long-rumored secret society at Tufts University. The whistleblower, Tyler Frojmovich, stumbled to…