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RFK’s Worm Exhausts Food Supply, Finds New Home in Sunil Kumar
The Tufts community has been shaken to its core. Upon finding its food source depleted, the worm that previously inhabited the brain of RFK Jr. has…
Mr. Beast Trolley Problem
The end of 2024 wasn’t easy for Jimmy “Mr. Beast” Beast; his Amazon Prime game show was facing legal challenges for inhumane treatment of contestants, and…
Tufts Attempts To Curry Favor With New Sidewalk Policy
This past winter, as the blistering, icy grip of New England winter tightened around Tufts University, Tufts Facilities unveiled an avant-garde approach to pedestrian safety: swapping…
Salon Queens: A Dying Breed
I’ve dedicated my life to observing human behavior. I’ve spent years studying American society closely. My work spans all six states in New England. I even…
Tuft’s Most Terrifying Predator: The 30 year-old Grad Student in Your Class
Deep in the academic wilderness of Tufts University, a strange and powerful creature lurks among the unsuspecting undergraduate population. It is a being unlike any other…
My Life as a DORK:the Anthropology of the Tufts Student
5:30 AM: Wake up before my lazy roommate. I put on my big silly dork glasses and take out my retainer that I make sure to…