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Club Penguin Island Breaks Out Into All-Out Class War

Since its inception in January 2009, the membership badge has afforded Club Penguin residents with a life of never-ending luxury. For a small fee of $5.95 ($7.95 after inflation) per month, penguins can unlock access to a wider variety of mini-games, the highest quality…

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Mr. Beast Trolley Problem

The end of 2024 wasn’t easy for Jimmy “Mr. Beast” Beast; his Amazon Prime game show was facing legal challenges for inhumane treatment of contestants, and…